About me
My little adventure we call life. WARNING:
First off, I've been called OBNOXIOUS on more then one occasion. If you're offended easily, don't bother talking with me. I joke way too much and I value my youth. People who know me call me "monster" because i am one. Ferocious :0. Don't play stupid with me. Don't play head games with me, I'm not interested. Wanna troll? Don't even bother, I am one. I am an attention whore, it's not my fault, I wasn't breast fed as a child xD. I hate stupid people. I enjoy being the center of the action. This does NOT mean i start drama. Attention whore doesn't mean desperate for any little piece of recognition. I'm a bitch. Kind of. Be nice to me, I'm decent. I'm a love or hate kind of person. I'm very open about my personal life and i love getting asked questions. Ask me something. I believe solemnly that you should live every second like it's your last. I don't think much before I act. I have regrets but I don't dwell. People are assholes. I am an Atheist but an otherwise Pastafarian. Religion is poison. I'm a flirt, but not a slut. I don't take my clothes off and dance around like a dumb skank for anyone. I am NOT shy. Compliments will get you everywhere. I have an opinion on absolutely everything. (Pro Choice, Anti Obama, Tom Cruise IS crazy) I take pride in being polite. But i'm NOT a pushover. I like to eat, is that such a crime? I'm a little immature. I am bisexual, I blame it on TV- like everybody else. I am Pro Ana. I actually am your average person. I am french. I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. I can purr. I'm a drunk. I aspire to work in the media or as a vet technician . I'm a vegetarian (but I hate veggies). I'm super unhealthy. I'm outgoing. Not gonna lie, I like to talk. Listen? Not so much. I'm open minded. Wanna tell me what to do? Our acquaintance will seize. I'm honest and I'll tell you what's on my mind. My life is a movie and there is a soundtrack only I can hear. I never wear a seatbelt. I love to party hard. I love dinky cars and other child's things. I like video games. Comic books and warm blanket? That's what I call a perfect night. I enjoy candles and bubble baths. I'm a movie buff. I'm a dork. I live in my own world. Want me to like you? Give me an energy drink. Don't laugh at me. I can be air headed, never stupid. So if there is anything else you'd like to know, ask me. I dont bite. Drive home safe, cockbite.
